The Curse of the Imaginative Child: Snow Day Edition

I live in an area of the country that is battered by snow and cold for months on end. We, the beleaguered, heavy-laden parents of the midwest must face not just repeated snow days, but also cold days, a new and dreaded designation.  The enemy of my people.  In my district, when the wind chill dips below -30, the superintendent calls off school.  Wuss.

As the rest of my area engages in traditional disaster preparedness, I find myself preparing for an altogether different sort of disaster.  While the community fights over the last gallons of milk at the store, while my husband shovels hourly, while my neighbors check the batteries in their flashlights, I turn to more inward preparation.  I grit my teeth;  I dig deep.

In truth, there is no remedy but to brace myself for the impending doom.

As soon as my phone dings with the School Canceled text at 5 AM, I know a different sort of disaster is about to be visited upon me.  The disaster of the cooped up creative child.

This is a storm whose damage knows few bounds.  Like a hurricane, the damage wreaked by imaginative children is widespread, intricate, and ever surprising.  It leaves only tattered scraps and barely recognizable terrain in its wake.

The first few flakes of a winter storm fall gently.  Before the storm unleashes its full fury, it can even seem pretty.  Recovery still seems possible.

So it is with the first breezes of imagination.  The disorder seems manageable.  My living and dining rooms begin to take on new appearances:



Why is there an umbrella on my couch?  What are all those books doing? What half-baked paper project is underway on my table?  Where did the dining chairs go?

The screams of competitive creating begin to pierce the air.  Every stuffed animal, every Barbie must have her own bed.  Every bed must be constructed of non-traditional materials.  Elaborate “homes” are designed, the walls made of books.

In an instant, we pass the point of no return.  The order of my home is swept away in the torrent.  From the gales of imagination there is no shelter.

Like a survivor emerging from a bomb shelter, I arise from the laundry room to find my home in upheaval, every possession overturned and repurposed, each child clinging to her “supplies” with the ferocity of a threatened lioness.

Superheroes may show up to my purported aid, yet I trust neither their intentions nor their skills.  Their only proven powers are the ability to rip through rolls of tape in 60 seconds flat.


If I seek refuge in a haven favored by mothers nationwide—the bathroom—I find it overtaken with “laser beams” and crazed maniacal exuberant, pajama-clad children.  Mom, isn’t this awesome?!


If I imagine I can find refuge upstairs, I will find the creative swarms have laid it waste.

I am too late.  There is no way out.  Mom, see if you can get upstairs without getting hit by the lasers!!  Just try it!


Painters tape before me, painters tape behind me, painters tape beneath me, painters tape beside me.

There is no way to prepare for this disaster.  It must simply be endured.  Perhaps in spring I will be able to dig out, I whimper from my fetal position, rocking slightly.  With the cat I collapse in hopelessness, able only to shield my eyes from the wreckage.


© Laura Goetsch and Thinking About Such Things, 2015.

11 thoughts on “The Curse of the Imaginative Child: Snow Day Edition

  1. Oh, my word. I really had to laugh out loud on this one. SO well said by a household who knows what it means to have more than a single child dwelling there. Lord have mercy on us German-Americans with our love of order. I carry the same cross when I come home from work to observe what my four have concocted for me out of their over-active imaginations.

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  3. Barbara Gebhart

    So true Laura.   As I took one moment to read this I was hearing funny sounds coming out of the bathroom and sure enough when I went to investigate Scarlet , 12 months old, was wet up to her shoulders playing in the toilet. Today is one of the days I babysit for Kate. ….so believe me your post is RIGHT ON!!!!!

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  5. cheryl h

    It’s hilarious reading about someone elses mess and their cute children and their creations when you’re not caught up in the middle of it yourself. Thanks for giving me new eyes to look upon my children’s creative disasters that will inevitably take over our house tomorrow.


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