We have reached the end of the season I like to call Death by a Thousand Sign-up Geniuses. Teacher appreciation week, the ice cream social, and zoo field trips are all behind us. For ten weeks, we will be free from all requests to bring, buy, chaperone, and chip in.
And now I must face my weightiest choice: whether to let my kids spend the summer in front of screens or to let them destroy my house and yard. Do I let them kill brain cells on Netflix or do I allow them to conscript every item we own into “creative” endeavors?
Long experience has shown me that for my children, these are the only two options. If there is no screen, they will not play in any easily picked up way. They will proceed immediately to enact outlandish, fantastical scenarios in my previously orderly home.